That night I ate the cheese, folks. I ate all the cheese and my pants didn’t give me shit for it. Which is as it should be.

Do not pretend that your vegan “cheese” is cheese. Your gluten free “biscuits” are not biscuits. Your vegan “pizza” IS NOT PIZZA

Who is a kitchen witch? This girl.

I want a time machine to go back and slap that little-girl me in the ass and say, “Enjoy it now, kiddo, because one day….one day…..”